TOTEFISHING from the CANYON 

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And they don’t make a peep when you run over them with your mini van, either. I know. That’s terrible. But it’s true. The morning...

The newest “As if I don’t have enough on my plate already” scientific study is out today. Let me save you the 7 minutes to read it....

“Fire Ants Invade Lady’s Printer In Canyon: Hysterics Follow” My anxiety-ridden, dysfunctional relationship with nature continues. ...

On Mondays like these, I think I’d do the trade. I’d go Mermaid. No wait, hear me out. I’ve thought it through: 1.) NO TALKING...

Yesterday was my 40th Birthday and besides shoving 4 crazy-delicious slices of butter-laden “these-are-going-right-to-my-bundts”Bundt...

My Daughter: “Mom, of all the famous ladies alive now, who do you like the most? Me: “Oh, that’s hard to say.” My Daughter: “But if...

Everything you hear is true. “House of Cards” is that good. [Before I go on, here’s my disclaimer: I don’t own Netflix stock. I don’t...

– 10 – While watching “Moneyball,” you spend most of the movie cheering on Brad Pitt’s deep forehead wrinkles because if Brad can pull...

"I would like morning-time better if was at the night" -- my (8) year old son

It’s official. The total erosion of the line between News and Blogs has occurred. Thanks to those whose fingers are broken (and thus,...

I’m getting sappy in my middle-age. Or maybe, the relentless onslaught of bad news (and mean-spirited reality shows) has finally worn...

I’m tired of all the cheating. Harvard kids working their take-home exams (Reuters 2/2/13). Teachers hiring proxies to take their...

While surfing the web & eating a bowl of leftover mashed potatoes at my lunch-break today, I came across this story. Tears welled up in...

Today, my 9-year old daughter shows me this picture of an upgrade avatar on the ipad game, Subway Surfer and says (and I quote): “Mom, I...

I have two tips for leading a productive 2013: 1.) Don’t leave your daily Omega 3 Fish Oil pill in your pant’s pocket before running...

So, I had an idea for a business. What next? Research! Although I’d never run across any other company or website doing what I wanted...

Yes, I’ve been lying. That conference call wasn’t about to start, my meeting didn’t run long and I wasn’t on a deadline to get that...

I had my first “start-up Freakout” tonight and although I suspect it is the first in a long line of freak-outs (caused by my decision to...

I’ve become that house. The one that still has its Christmas lights hanging on January 20th. Actually, I’ve become that woman. The one...